Virgo: Hello everyone! Welcome to our book about-
Sagi: THE ZODIAC SIGNS! *Does jazz hands*
Virgo: ...yeah that *does jazz hands*
Libra: *Face palms* Guys...
Leo: Stop hating on jazz hands, Libra! *Does jazz hands*
Gemini: What is the point in jazz hands? *Does jazz hands* Okay, that's really fun. *Does jazz hands* Help I can't stop! *Doing jazz hands*
Capricorn: Hey, can we try and focus? We don't want to make any readers leave because of Gemini's weird obsession with jazz hands.
Pisces: So, basically, this is just a bunch of stories involving the zodiac signs. That's pretty much it.
Scorpio: Okay, so we're done now, right?
Cancer: Yeah, I think so. Have-
Aries: Wait, but I didn't get a line yet!
Aquarius: Neither did I, Aries, not everyone has to get one.
Taurus: Hold on, but by saying that you just gave everyone a line... okay whatever. Hope you all are having a fabulous day, and please check out our book!
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.