Darius L. Simmons is a sixteen, turning seventeen, year-old. Though he may be an occasional-okay, more than occasional-brat, he tries his best to sincerely annoy others around him. Sincerely. A brat, a clown, and a closeted pansexual, what's a boy in the oh-so horrific Carsen to do? And what does that have to do with the infamously missing thirteen year-old Maggie Rose have to do with it? Entry for the "Mother's House of Horrors"!