A farmers big gassy hog (Reader x gassy male pig)

The story takes place when a lonely farmer that has little money (which is you the reader) has always wanted a friend. Until you win a prize to some sort contest that you have never been invented to. So you go get your prize but the prize isn't money... its a special kind of pig that has human features and somehow wants to be your friend and later in the story wants to be your boyfriend.