No Nut November

A long time ago in the land of Nutlandia, a quiet revolution grows at the daunting era. When an alien known only as Bubuscus orders the people of Clitorious to restrict themselves from participating in sexual activities for one month, the once prosperous nation crumbles before them in immediate panic. Only one man can save the triumphant nation and restore his empire back to its former glory.

That man is our one and only hero Clayvert, a sandwich maker and Minecraft nerd, who gets plucked from his daily life by his new-found friend Xenon La Croix, a spontaneously royal prince whose mission is to protect and deliver the sandwich maker safely towards the battle of Clitorious. From being attacked by a swarm of maiden assassins to fleeing from an ejaculating ogre, with this dynamic duo, anything is possible.

Why do we nut? What is a nut? Are tomatoes really a fruit? Follow this journey into male genitalia and childish puns to find the answers to your deepest questions.