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Lamest Book Of Jokes 2019

Attracted_To_Pans

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Attracted_To_Pans

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This is a book of some random, lame and annoying jokes. Enjoy
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Songs of war Incorrec quotes oleh rosevoltaris

This book has only been posted on Watttpad and Wattpad only anyone who tries to plagiarize or upload my book on another website would be reported immedietly please if you are reading this on another website that is not Wattpad kindly go to to Wattpad to read the ORIGINAL version This is my first time doing this don't be to hard on me Please don't curse in the comments Enjoy!!!! All the characters in this belong to Black Plasma studios

The Saga oleh Padwatt2215

"Fuck you! Why are you even reading this description?! You are a irrelevant, incompetent piece of garbage, toilet paper. YOU'RE ALMOST AS idiotic as the person creating this bag of shit story! First off none of these chapters are gonna have correct punctuation, you won't know whats, what's, the fuck is going on! It's pointless the entire story, book, the entire App Wattpad is Pointless, You're gonna hate this story, you're gonna hate everything that's why I don't care About you're critics, you're critical analyzation of this shitty, piece of crap, shit stick of a story so read it, get off to it, idc alright that's, thats the description.

"Do You love me now?" (A alpha/omega TomTord story) oleh urfavkazuhamain

Hi! Welcome to my first ever book written on Wattpad! I heard that a lot of people love TomTord so I said fuck it! I'm also currently working on a 'Bakugou X Fem! Reader' story right now! So anyways, I hope you enjoys this shitty book! (This was all written sarcastically, VERY sarcastically) Chapters made: 29 Goal: 35 (maybe 40)

Emilia ✔️ NOW PUBLISHED! oleh HardinsGirl1

⚠️ Published version Available in Paperback & E-Book through Amazon! This WattPad version is a well-loved rough draft, enjoy it! But be warned it's the unedited, raw version of the book. ••• Even when it seems that all hope is lost, is it truly lost forever? The continuation of Aiden. ♥️♠️ ------- **Mature Romance** **Mature Audience 18+** **Strong Language** **Sexual Content**

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug oleh isaverybella

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

Spank Me (18+) oleh sluttypain

Have you searched countlessly for the right book? And when you think you've found one it's either incomplete? Cliffhanger? Not good enough? Well I'm here to solve that problem. I honestly got tired of looking for books so I decided to make my own, honestly took me long enough. So here I am. This is a book about spanking and other things, I hope you enjoy it! Wattpad previously deleted this book so if it got out of your library I'm back. Wattpad deleted my book AGAIN and this is a fuck you to them. If any Wattpad exec or worker sees this I hope you have a horrible shitty day and you never recover from an unbearable disease. Suck a dick.

𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚝 oleh s0ur_k1wi

DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. THERE IS NO HATE INTENDED THROUGH THIS. (also this is a crack book it isn't serious) ᴴᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. ᴮᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ. ˢʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ. ʸᵉᵗ, ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ, ʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿ⁻ᵉˣⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. best rankings: #94 in crack #66 in weird romance #33 in quirky

Kidnapped Hearts | ✓ oleh iosonofarfallalunare

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠, 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨... 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫?

Not So Delicate ||18+|| ✔️ oleh Unstablewriter17

"Bastard." She whispered. "Your bastard." He whispered back. ~~~~~~~~★~~~~~~~~ A shy at first girl but wild once you get to know her. Her innocence is nothing but mock. Behind her curious, innocent eyes lie a woman who'll make their knees shake. In more ways than one. When she meets three of the most handsome, devilish, and sinful men to exist, she can't help but wish she could have them all. And that she does. When things hit its peak, she has all three of them wrapped around her finger. Despite them being her dominants. As the past catches up to them, secrets are revealed. Feelings are hurt. And blood is shed. An angel with her wings dipped in blood. • • • WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS VERY MATURE SCENES AND LANGUAGE. IT IS A SOMEWHAT SLOWBURN, BUT THINGS MOVE A BIT QUICKLY. IT WILL ALSO BE A LONG ONE.

Zodiac signs living together oleh sOurcap

me: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share part of your thoughts with the rest of the Wattpad community (especially me bc I'm deff reading it) Like many this is my first book , well technically the first I chose to share because the rest need alottt of work*cringe* but yeahhh Like the title suggested this is a Zodiac related book and it consists of all of them living under one roof(que for disaster and drama) But enjoyyy Completed incorrectzodicaquotes tumblr

Discreet Bonds || BDSM oleh EmilyThompson04

Club Edge-Book 2 "Is there a reason why you have been disturbing my class from last three days Miss Arora?" His scolding tone was enough to make me hot and bothered but when he did that while looking in my eyes, my knees buckled so fast. And yet I gathered my courage and glared at him not breaking the eye contact. "You and me both know the reason Vincent." "It's professor Agosti or Dr.Agosti for you Miss Arora and I won't repeat myself." "Oh...I thought it was Master Vincent last time." The next moment I was suddenly pulled and bent over his desk. His hand holding my wrists and my heart rate going through the roof. "The person in this classroom and the person inside the club are two very different people Lilian. The only thing that makes us similar is that I won't hesitate to turn your ass red whether I am inside the classroom or inside the club." I just ruined my brand new thong as I was quite sure there would be a wet spot on it. But I was happy as my mission of getting his attention was finally successful. I had pushed his buttons enough that he would do something about it. "What if I want you to do it?" "Is that so? Is this the reason you've been wearing these slutty clothes to the college Lilian?" "Yes Vincent.." SMACK! I felt as if I was spanked with a wooden paddle when I knew it was just his hand. Tears formed in my eyes instantly. "What did I say Lilian? What are you supposed to call me?" "Master Vincent.." SMACK! "Fuck!" "Language Miss Arora!" "I am sorry!" "I am sorry what?!" "I am sorry professor Agosti! Please..." My tears were flowing down my cheeks and that's when I realised that I might have bitten more than I can chew... This is the 2nd book in Club Edge series. It is not a standalone novel, you have to read 1st book 'Invisible Ties' first. Warning⚠️:- This story contains graphic sex scenes and bdsm concepts. Dont read if it's not your cup of tea.

Westminster Academy (Book Two) oleh prettywheninpain

"What are you thinking?" I asked before I could stop myself. He didn't reply immediately. His lips slowly curled into a smirk. "Are you sure you want to know?" He then asked. I bit my lip. Did I want to know? Come on, be brave. Just this once. I lifted my chin. "Yes." There was a hint of surprise in his eyes. It made me strangely proud to have impressed him with my daring. He leant forward and rested his elbows on his knees. "I was thinking about taking you over my knee." He spoke slowly, each word perfectly understandable. "I was imagining what it would feel like to hold your small body over my lap and give you a firm spanking. Just in the right way to make you feel owned and loved and cared for." - updates every wednesday and saturday - *the full book is already available on Patreon* (it's not necessary to have read part one, but it's more fun that way :)

Invisible Ties || BDSM oleh EmilyThompson04

Club Edge-Book 1 "It seems that you've forgotten your basic manners also with your BDSM etiquette. Am I right?" Why the fuck was his voice so deep and smooth, as if his face wasn't enough to make my pussy throb. But if he thinks he can come here and just boss me around, he's got another thing coming for him. "And here I thought you ended our relationship two years ago so you are not my Dom and I do not have to listen to your bullshit." I said to his face knowing what would happen if he is the same Master Felix I knew from two years ago. "Mind your tone Miss Bennett or it won't take me a second's time to turn that sassy ass of yours bright red. Am I clear?" Who was I kidding, he's not changed a bit. He's the same Master Felix who can command my submission just with a look of his gorgeous yet stern eyes. "Make me." I fucked up, I knew I fucked up when I said those words. I don't regret it though because the next thing that happens to me changed my life forever. WARNING ⚠️: 18+ Only read if you are 18+ as this story revolves around BDSM themes and contains explicit sex scenes targeted towards mature audience. And always remember to play Safe, Sane and Consensual. Enjoy!!!!

Stories about my Comedy oleh OmegaDeathKiller

Random stories that contains early 2000s humor. (WARNING - Some of the stuff in this book may be graphic and painful. BUTT that's just part of the FUN!)

Ask Or Dare Robot Masters/Mavericks (As Well As Some Stardroids) oleh Min_JaeEXE

Pretty much the title. Have fun with this and be creative with your questions and dares! No eighteen plus is allowed though in terms of both questions and dares. These will include Robots who I normally roleplay as NOTE: THIS IS A WATTPAD BOOK, DO NOT STEAL!!!!! DO NOT READ THIS IF IT APPEARS ON A SITE THAT'S NOT WATTPAD

SAFE HOUSE (Creepypasta x reader) rewrite oleh shilo2

i do not own any of the characters in this story they belong to there rightful owners and you belong to you. i am not good with description's so i suggest you read it, it's is a good story and reader discretion is advised that there is violence and swearing in this story. This is a transfer from my other account here on wattpad and the account name was @ShirleyCarpenter so please do not report this i am just transfering it over to this account because i can't log on with my facebook account sorry for the inconvenience.

His Submissive Dancer oleh lavender2024

" Be a good little girl and tell me why your getting punished?" he said in my ear dangerously low, which meant I really fucked up. " I'm getting punished because I disrespected you, didn't take care of myself, created a scene, lied to you, cursed a lot, and I ran away from you." I said with tears brimming my eyes, I was scared because usually when I break a rule he gets very strict and the punishment is horrible and wicked and I just disobeyed half of his rules. " I almost forgot you lied to me, thank you for reminding me darling." he spoke with such venom that it scared the living shit out of me. I started to cry and we haven't even begun. ----------------------------------------------------- was a closed package, she never opened up to anyone, and she is a scared of her past. She has many issues and problems that she keeps to herself, which to fight them she dances. Dancing day and night, and growing strong for nationals. The only people that know those problems are her two friends, that will tell no one. She got accepted to work at a BDSM club where her friend works, and she just got accepted to her dream collage. Will her past become a problem with collage, a job, and dance? Will she find someone? Or is she going to go down the spiral...again. Alex is a strict and hard dom, and all of his submissive's have left him in less then a year because of how scary and hard he can be. Even though Alex is a hard and strict dom, he is a soft-hearted person that wants nothing but the right person. He lives alone but gets daily visits by his family, they come simply uninvited. His brother owns a BDSM club that one day Alex hopes to find a girl who would be his little submissive.

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Songs of war Incorrec quotes cover

"Do You love me now?" (A alpha/omega TomTord story) cover

Emilia ✔️ NOW PUBLISHED! cover

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover

Spank Me (18+) cover

𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚝 cover

Kidnapped Hearts | ✓ cover

Not So Delicate ||18+|| ✔️ cover

Zodiac signs living together cover

Discreet Bonds || BDSM cover

Westminster Academy (Book Two) cover

Invisible Ties || BDSM cover

Stories about my Comedy cover

Ask Or Dare Robot Masters/Mavericks (As Well As Some Stardroids) cover

SAFE HOUSE (Creepypasta x reader) rewrite cover

His Submissive Dancer cover

Songs of war Incorrec quotes

This book has only been posted on Watttpad and Wattpad only anyone who tries to plagiarize or upload my book on another website would be reported immedietly please if you are reading this on another website that is not Wattpad kindly go to to Wattpad to read the ORIGINAL version This is my first time doing this don't be to hard on me Please don't curse in the comments Enjoy!!!! All the characters in this belong to Black Plasma studios