The Bible but Better
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- Parts 6
Ongoing1h 25m
Last published Wed, Oct 9, 2019
Sometimes it can be hard to read the Bible. But this comedic retelling of classic Bible stories brings new life to the best-selling book of all time in a series of short stories focusing on characters like Adam and Eve, Noah, and Abraham.
I don't really have a schedule for uploading new chapters. I'm currently working on an original book that's been in the making for a couple years now, so I'll probably do this when I'm not working on anything else.
Fair warning though: this may not be for sensitive people, as it does not make fun of the Bible, but people get triggered over everything these days, so if you're one of them, this may not be for you. Other than that, enjoy!
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