The Bible but Better
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- Parts 6
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Last published Wed, Oct 9, 2019
Sometimes it can be hard to read the Bible. But this comedic retelling of classic Bible stories brings new life to the best-selling book of all time in a series of short stories focusing on characters like Adam and Eve, Noah, and Abraham.
I don't really have a schedule for uploading new chapters. I'm currently working on an original book that's been in the making for a couple years now, so I'll probably do this when I'm not working on anything else.
Fair warning though: this may not be for sensitive people, as it does not make fun of the Bible, but people get triggered over everything these days, so if you're one of them, this may not be for you. Other than that, enjoy!
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one shots are mainly about the demon bros but side characters are included, and like the title suggests i might add other things in here too (e.g. scenarios/headcanons, memes, etc...) P.S. i try to update as much as possible so this book can go through a lot of changes in one day also, i tend to publish every 3 - 5 days so if i don't then assume that i am on a hiatus ♕♕♕ just a lil' guide: ♡ - one shots ⚜ - scenarios/headcanons ❀ - other stuff ☆ - special occasions 📌 - author's note ♕♕♕ i don't own any of the characters, all rights go to the creators of Obey Me! Shall We Date! same with any of the music or video footages i will use, all rights go the creators of the video and the music artists. ♕♕♕ Few things about this: ↬ no lemons here ↬ i mostly do characters x fem reader (unless i get asked to change it) ↬ sensitive subjects are something i tend to avoid (but i might write about them???) ↬ i can't romance BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST
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