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The Bible but Better
PlainOldLilWill
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PlainOldLilWill
Ongoing, First published Oct 07, 2019
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Sometimes it can be hard to read the Bible. But this comedic retelling of classic Bible stories brings new life to the best-selling book of all time in a series of short stories focusing on characters like Adam and Eve, Noah, and Abraham.
I don't really have a schedule for uploading new chapters. I'm currently working on an original book that's been in the making for a couple years now, so I'll probably do this when I'm not working on anything else.
Fair warning though: this may not be for sensitive people, as it does not make fun of the Bible, but people get triggered over everything these days, so if you're one of them, this may not be for you. Other than that, enjoy!
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