My Shitposts
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Ongoing6m
Last published Sun, Dec 1, 2019
A collection of my shitposts that I have written at 3 am while high on chocolate milk and mac and cheese. It gets really weird. Don't ask why I wrote these because I have as much of an idea as you do. I want to fucking die
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