My Shitposts
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A collection of my shitposts that I have written at 3 am while high on chocolate milk and mac and cheese. It gets really weird. Don't ask why I wrote these because I have as much of an idea as you do. I want to fucking die
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I could be updating a real story rn but I decided to make this. It is currently 1:36 AM, day after thanksgiving and I want to kill myself.
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