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A collection of my shitposts that I have written at 3 am while high on chocolate milk and mac and cheese. It gets really weird. Don't ask why I wrote these because I have as much of an idea as you do. I want to fucking dieAll Rights Reserved

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𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐓. K. Kozume [✓] by kosmixity

this was written in 2020-2021 so it has that type of humor 😭😭 super cringe fr... "hey youre hot" "i know right 🥵" after time-skip ! In which, Y/N dms one of her celebrity crushes, not expecting to get an answer back. no reposts ! fem reader, sorry book cover design inspo by minishoyo on yt ! cover art made by spriscillart on twitter ! cw: cussing i do not own Haikyuu!! or any of their characters.

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➣ Status : Completed note : story might be kinda old so dont cringe out.. im back after like a year.... might continue idk - 11 oct 2022 holy shit its so bad WTF HELP - 22 dec 2022 - edit : TYSM FOR THE READS SJSJJS. CHUUYA COME HERE, LOOK!! 😭 - 23/8/21 ❝ 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 ❞ - 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐤𝐨𝐤𝐮 - 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐤𝐨𝐤𝐮 - and more- too lazy to state all bruh • note ; - minor smut (will be written on story chapters) - fluff (vr cute ya) ☁︎ - - - - ✈︎ ❝ HELLOWODJWIFJ I decided to create some One-Shot stories- basically means a short story in every chapter. Then after that, it would be another story, related or unrelated, I don't know. You will find out soon LMAO ❞ ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ ⇾ I do NOT own any of these characters !! contains : - one shots - chatfics - group chat memes - memes ⋆⛧*┈┈┈┈﹤୨♡୧﹥ ┈┈┈┈*⛧⋆ ⇢ Do NOT request for lemon in Shin Soukoku ( Akutagawa x Atsushi ) cuz i fully lose my braincells when writing about them ➳ but Expect some for Soukoku ( Dazai x Chuuya ) cuz idk i have alot of fruits in my intestines ೃ⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ೃ⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ೃ⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ prepare for shitposts cuz yes - MY kind of shitpost is referring to BSD conversations and memes i think theyre kinda funny ig- read them if you're having a bad day (idk if they will make ur day worse but read at ur own risks 🧍‍♂️) - last but not least, ENJOY <3 - 𝐣𝐢𝐧𝐠 🥀 RANKINGS ⁉️ : #1 out of 236 for #Lively - 22/8 #462 out of 86.1k for #Fun - 23/8 #387 out of 86.3k for #Fun - 8/9 #35 out of 10.5k for #Dogs - 10/9 #2 out of 749 for #shitposting - 14/9 * how tf did my ranking go all the way to the last one BYE rankings sucks so bad rn * oh my gah RANKINGS ARE BACK 🤯 * ehhh

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A Comforting feeling... (Fool bear x Clown Bear) Bear Alpha by Kitt_Historias

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