The Accidental Grope
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I have re-written Chapter 30 (Blanking Hell) of the book 'Don't Call me Ishmael!'
This is in the point of view of Ishmael's crazy, outgoing and sometimes a little inappropriate best friend Orazio Zorzotto. For Ishmael this chapter was probably about the most embarrassing moment of his life, but all Orazio could think about was Ishmael touching a girl on the mammary gland. This could be the most fun Orazio will have in a very long time so he doesn't want to mess it up.
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