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My Clumsy Assignment

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"aaaaah, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHAT THE  FUCK ARE YOU  DOING IN MY BEDROOM!" I asked still clutching my towel
             " xup I'm Michael. your guardian angel" the boy says extending his hands to shake
   " What do you mean my guarding angel? is this a prank or something? cause if it is you've got another thing coming chiko" who the hell is this guy?
     " it's not a prank dork. i really am your guardian angel " 
 "oh really prove it"
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   kendra Adams, typical teenager hates school, homework, and half of human population(s). oooh very, very clumsy and has had a series of bad luck almost been killed a bunch of times but she's always wondering how the heck she's still alive


Michael the angel in training. after Kendra's guardian has graduated, Michael has Been given a final assignment which is too protect kendra Adams and if he succeeds he becomes a full fledged angel. 
  A little problem. kendra can see him! 
   watch how kendra is able to cope with the witty angel and how Michael actually keep kendra out of harms way.
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