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My Clumsy Assignment

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angel assignment badluck clumsy funniest hate humor paranormal protective sarcasm

"aaaaah, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHAT THE  FUCK ARE YOU  DOING IN MY BEDROOM!" I asked still clutching my towel
             " xup I'm Michael. your guardian angel" the boy says extending his hands to shake
   " What do you mean my guarding angel? is this a prank or something? cause if it is you've got another thing coming chiko" who the hell is this guy?
     " it's not a prank dork. i really am your guardian angel " 
 "oh really prove it"
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   kendra Adams, typical teenager hates school, homework, and half of human population(s). oooh very, very clumsy and has had a series of bad luck almost been killed a bunch of times but she's always wondering how the heck she's still alive


Michael the angel in training. after Kendra's guardian has graduated, Michael has Been given a final assignment which is too protect kendra Adams and if he succeeds he becomes a full fledged angel. 
  A little problem. kendra can see him! 
   watch how kendra is able to cope with the witty angel and how Michael actually keep kendra out of harms way.
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The Bad Boys Badass by Marie_Vanderpoel

"Sorry Mr. Diper." I try saying with a straight face. "It's Mr. Piper, Kristen how many times do I have to tell you?" I pretend to think hard. "How many times have I came to pay you a visit?" "Too many Kristen, and your not paying me a visit your in trouble." "Well I don't think I'm in trouble, I got up and told everyone at the table to not touch my food." He sighed. "So when Kayden touched my food after I said no, he had to be punished." "Kristen, you don't punch someone for touching your food." He said with an annoyed tone. ____________________________________ Meet Kristen Peck, total badass, plays basketball and loves her food. Has no parents, left when she was young and only lives with her older brother Chance. Meet Logan King, the bad boy of the school, plays football the captain of the team actually, parents are rich and has two other siblings and is the oldest. What happens when Logan returns to high school and right when he walks into the cafeteria, a punch is thrown towards, what looks to be a guy who was joking around. But what happens when he looks to see who threw the punch, what happens when he sees that it was in fact Kristen. Find out, and follow these two through ups and downs. DISCLAIMER- The description does not really match the story but does at the same time. (If that makes sense) ____________________________________

Corrupting the Good girl by itsmeganhere

"So your go!" She said, smiling up at me brightly. "Wait what?" I answered with a look of confusion playing upon my face. "Well I just poured my heart out to you..." Fran said cheekily with a wink. "Now it's your go, come 'on Beadle, out with it!" She said raising her eyebrows at me. "Well what do you want me to say?" I asked blankly. "Tell me why you sleep around and then break girls' hearts." She replied with the same perplexity as me, she then bowed her head down to rest on my chest again. She must have felt me tense next to her at her question so she lifted her head and our eyes met. She gave me a reassuring smile and I felt more at ease. "Well it's pretty simple really." I said, pausing dramatically. "I break girl's hearts so that they can't break mine first." I answered expressionlessly. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fran is your typical good girl. She studies hard. She's her father's favourite. She's never been drunk. She's neve had sex. She's never smoked. Fran's ideal Saturday night consists of staying in, drinking tea and reading John Green books however her simple and repetative existence is soon sent spiraling into chaos when a gorgeous plot twist leaps on to the page going by the name of Ethan Beadle. Or as he's otherwise known, her brother's best friend. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Highest ranking: #153 Teen Fiction Copyright 2015 Trailer credit: @craicxhoran Cover photo credit: Tumblr

Survivor by bookcrazefangirl

"What? Are we housing the French homeless now?" I snort again. That's what her accent sounded like, French. "Raven Martin Matthews!" My mother gasped. "Be nice!" She turned to the girl and lead the way, "Come let me show you to your room." "And oh to be clear, I'm French-Australian," she narrowed her eyes at me. "That doesn't make any sense," I roll my eyes and grab the suitcases, following behind them. ... Liz is forced to move across the hemisphere and move in with her godmother, Claudia, and her horrible son, Raven, yes like the black bird. Raven doesn't like people invading her personal space, and doesn't trust easily. And worse, he tests the shit out of Liz from the day she moved in. Liz on the other hand, is a survivor. What she is a survivor of? Read to find out ;)

differences in our similarities by gixareads

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Ridiculously Me by Ravenrosix68

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Heartbreak Weather | ✓ by aishixwrites

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

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Never Ending Lies ✔️ by Simplewriter_31

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The Devil's Daughter (Short Story) Editing by ZolenaHubbard

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"Sorry Mr. Diper." I try saying with a straight face. "It's Mr. Piper, Kristen how many times do I have to tell you?" I pretend to think hard. "How many times have I came to pay you a visit?" "Too many Kristen, and your not paying me a visit your in trouble." "Well I don't think I'm in trouble, I got up and told everyone at the table to not touch my food." He sighed. "So when Kayden touched my food after I said no, he had to be punished." "Kristen, you don't punch someone for touching your food." He said with an annoyed tone. Meet Kristen Peck, total badass, plays basketball and loves her food. Has no parents, left when she was young and only lives with her older brother Chance. Meet Logan King, the bad boy of the school, plays football the captain of the team actually, parents are rich and has two other siblings and is the oldest. What happens when Logan returns to high school and right when he walks into the cafeteria, a punch is thrown towards, what looks to be a guy who was joking around. But what happens when he looks to see who threw the punch, what happens when he sees that it was in fact Kristen. Find out, and follow these two through ups and downs. DISCLAIMER- The description does not really match the story but does at the same time. (If that makes sense)