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fart in a cannonball

ShaveTheTutlessksksk

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Reads 49
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

ShaveTheTutlessksksk

I...farted in a cannonball
It felt good



Wait
Now my booty itches...


Smmell my poo poo
Moans* Be my man
I farted in your tea



NOOOOO my tea enn screamed
Then his small pp fell off and flopped around

He cried




He has aids now




Thee endAll Rights Reserved

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