fart in a cannonball
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I...farted in a cannonball
It felt good
Wait
Now my booty itches...
Smmell my poo poo
Moans* Be my man
I farted in your tea
NOOOOO my tea enn screamed
Then his small pp fell off and flopped around
He cried
He has aids now
Thee end
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