Duolingo's Crazy!

A month ago I downloaded Duolingo, because I wanted to improve my German and learn Norwegian, then I started other random languages just for fun... and it turned out an interesting fact: Duolingo's a crazy ass app. I mean, at first it seems you're actually figuring out how to speak a language with basic phrases, apparently normal phrases... but then... it gets weird, and it teaches you nonsense things. So I took a screenshot of every single bizarre thing Duolingo taught me and now I'm here, to show you this masterpiece of an app.