My Life Sucks

Everyone knows what vampires are supposed to look like. Sparkly and brooding, or a deadly reaction to the sun and once again brooding. Whale, you're all dead wrong. Vampires look like you and have the same reactions to garlic, the sun, and mirrors. Literally the only difference is we do need some blood to survive and some slight enhanced abilities. That's it. Oh yeah, I should probably mention my name. Actually, read and you can find out everything. Relax, we don't bite, hard. ;)