lukombra humor
- Reads 42
- Votes 6
- Parts 6
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Oct 16, 2019
allora ragazzuoli so che questa storia non la leggerà nessuno ma questa humor è per due miei amici fidanzati obv e per il loro fidanzamento vogliuo fargli questo piccolo regalo UwU
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Into Your Heart |EDITING|
[UNDER RECONSTRUCTION] Highest Ranking #1 Teenstories "Get your hands off me!" He smirked and leaned closer to my face. "Why should I?" "Because I said so you idiot!" All while trying to get my hand free to punch him. "Now baby girl that wasn't so nice now was it?". He said while fake pouting. "Do I look like I care jerk?" He smirked again. "It looks like we're gonna have to silence that mouth of yours." "How-" My response was cut short due to the fact that his lips were on mine. He freaking kissed me! And I liked it! .... Allisandra Harriet was just a fairly normal 17 year old girl trying to live a fairly normal life, but who is she kidding, her life could never be normal. Filled with drama, lies, heartbreak and most of all sarcasm. When she meets Lee all that follows him is more drama and trouble. But will she eventually see past that? Or will his past affect everything he's built? Le'Mario Grant isn't your typical 18 year old bad boy. Yea, he doesn't smoke or drink and all the other bad boy stuff but he's also insanely rich. He walks around with the bad boy act and the stoic facade but when something happens, will he actually give up his bad habits and player ways? Or is it too much for him to just change? When his eyes finally land on Allisandra, he realizes she just might be the girl that can tame him, but can he fight his way through all her sarcasm and rejection and into her heart? She is a challenge he's willing to take. Or will his past come back to affect his life? Find out more inside! A/N: Please don't judge this book by it's cover:)Complete
•Perceive & Protect• ~Demetri Volturi~ {1}√
"La Tua Cantante." "Mate," I hissed, "Out of all the people, a Volturi." *Complete* [+Extra] DISCLAIMER!!!! I wrote this book a while back and have been editing it every now and then, my apologies for any mistakes but, I am trying to fix it up. Book 1.Complete
TAINTED
"Who told you to lay on my bed little girl?" I heard a deep comanding voice said from the door. "Well you were not here and it's not customary to keep your guests waiting so I decided to make myself comfortable" I responded with a smirk. "So you think this is funny or acceptable?" He said with his voice clearly annoyed and irritated. "Are you irritated your highness?" "I see you are mocking me again" "Non-sense, I am just addressing you with respect in regards to your position in this household" "What are you playing at little girl?" "I take offence to being called little girl, your grace" "Are you not a little girl?" "The same little girl you had dressed in this lingerie to look sexy for you so you can get a hard on and push your cock inside of?" "Fair point" He said as he threw his head back laughing. I didn't see what was funny so I couldn't join in with him. "Are you a virgin ummm......what's your name again?? Vogue?" He said with a smirk. It was his turn to be saucy. So he think he is cute eh? Well let's see about that. "Your close, it's Voshé" I said with a smile. _ _ A very angry and mostly evil italian who was paid to get rid of a family, and sucessfully did so, inherited alot of riches and began to involve himself with his father's dark mafia business. His name was Lorenzio Francesco Rossio. Everyone saw him as a heartless greek god who seems to be immortal. There must be something that even the devil is afraid of........ - - Voshéllisa is a suicidal girl whose family was killed by the instruction of the former papa Lorenzio Snr. She was raised in a training home. The girl had a darkness looming over her from the moment she felt as though she lost everything, but what happens when you put two darkness together?? Isnt two negatives suppose to make a positive?? But can these negatives really make a positive?? ........Complete
deғyιng ғaтeѕ: deмon qυeen'ѕ Diary
тнe dιary lιғe oғ a vιllaιn, deмon queen wιтн тнe worldѕ ѕтrongeѕт нero тнaт ever вeen вorn and тнere ғrιendѕ. end ! ѕave! reѕтarт! conтaιn >daιry enтrιeѕ (мoѕтly) >ѕcrιpт ѕтyle enтrιeѕ (a ғew ) >ѕecreт enтrιeѕ > lιттle evenтѕ ιn novel lιĸe enтry. тнιѕ ιѕ noт a тranѕlaтιon вυт a orιgιnal ѕтory oғ мιne pleaѕe don'т ѕтole ιт. warnιng ιт conтaιn вad wordѕ and ѕoмe мaтυre conтenт.Complete
Conversations in the bedroom
Ferrara is in her final year of uni and while everyone around seems to be getting settled or wild, she feels like her life is stuck on pause. But it's fine, right? She still has half a year to figure out who she is and what she wants after all. Fabio knows exactly what he wants and it just so happens to be completely at odds with what he has to do for his family company. Dragged from Milan to an American college town, he's counting down the days. Except the more he's away, the more he starts to wonder what he's actually going back to... As Ferrara and Fabio meet it's hate at first sight but for some reason they keep ending up in his bed. And it wouldn't be so bad if it was only that - great sex and banter. But it's not. Cause then there are the conversations. And God help them both - they might actually understand each other better than anyone else. ** "So, you're coming today around dinnertime, right?" he asks me the moment I pick up. "Hi. And yeah, it's Friday." "Good. Before tonight - any hard no's'?" "Um..." "Something you don't tolerate or like." "Well, it's actually a good idea to venture into this topic though I thought we're going to talk about it..." I clear my throat before continuing, feeling awkward talking about it in a public space "You know, face to face. I think it would be more adequate for this kind of talk." "Ferrara, I'm at the grocery shop. I don't think there'll ever be a more adequate time or place for this discussion." he tells me after the most irritating sigh I have ever heard in my life and I take a deep breath to calm down. If he wants to talk about our sexual barriers while he's grocery shopping and I'm at a cafe then so be it. "Ok, fine. You can spank me, but I draw the line at anything really hurting or being highly uncomfortable mentally." There's dead silence. "I meant hard 'no's' regarding food, Ferrara. Like intolerance to something or allergies. But good to know."
The Order of the Slice
Luigi is just a normal chef. But one day, something happens that will change his life forever. WARNING. I'm not a pro writer, I'm a duck, I can barely type.Complete
[UNDER RECONSTRUCTION] Highest Ranking #1 Teenstories "Get your hands off me!" He smirked and leaned closer to my face. "Why should I?" "Because I said so you idiot!" All while trying to get my hand free to punch him. "Now baby girl that wasn't so nice now was it?". He said while fake pouting. "Do I look like I care jerk?" He smirked again. "It looks like we're gonna have to silence that mouth of yours." "How-" My response was cut short due to the fact that his lips were on mine. He freaking kissed me! And I liked it! .... Allisandra Harriet was just a fairly normal 17 year old girl trying to live a fairly normal life, but who is she kidding, her life could never be normal. Filled with drama, lies, heartbreak and most of all sarcasm. When she meets Lee all that follows him is more drama and trouble. But will she eventually see past that? Or will his past affect everything he's built? Le'Mario Grant isn't your typical 18 year old bad boy. Yea, he doesn't smoke or drink and all the other bad boy stuff but he's also insanely rich. He walks around with the bad boy act and the stoic facade but when something happens, will he actually give up his bad habits and player ways? Or is it too much for him to just change? When his eyes finally land on Allisandra, he realizes she just might be the girl that can tame him, but can he fight his way through all her sarcasm and rejection and into her heart? She is a challenge he's willing to take. Or will his past come back to affect his life? Find out more inside! A/N: Please don't judge this book by it's cover:)
More detailsContent Guidelines