What do you say when your parents are homophobic and you think you might be gay? "Well shit." What do you say when you think you might be crushing on Ashton Mitchell, but he already has a GIRLFRIEND? "Well shit." What do you say when there's the Halloween party coming up but you don't have a date for it? "Well shit." And what about the pool party for Heath Irwin's birthday, and everyone is invited, and you're going to have to see Ashton's hot fucking abs? "Well shit." And to top it off? Imagine waking up with x-ray vision, morphing abilities, and getting weird visions, all of which you can't control. Well. Mega shit. Yeah, I'm Dylan Parker. My life is shit. 💪🏻 Minor violence 🤬 Frequent swears 👬🏻LGBTQ content 🖕🏻Bullying Cover by @BluexWrites