I fell in love with Siri
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Last published Sun, Oct 20, 2019
Joe's life sucks. His wife of 35 years left him, he just got fired from his job, his apartment caught fire, and he owns an Android. Joe is sad until he gets an iPhone and is greeted by Siri and suddenly he gains a new friend, but possibly something more? Find out in: I fell in love with Siri
(P.S. this is a joke if you haven't realized yet, I just need to do something to occupy my constant boredom😔🤡)
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