My Hot And Sexy But Also Slightly Disturbing Story With The Mafia Man
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Complete, First published Oct 20, 2019
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"Okay, so I'm the type of girl that's spent most of her adolescent, hormonal years reading steamy stories on some reading app.

My favourite type of books? Hot Italian Mafia books. 

Don't ask me why, but there's something about a spaghetti speaking drug lord that's always been so hot to me. 

I grew up in Canada, a country that doesn't have that much linguini speakers. My goal: When I'm eighteen, I'm moving to America, finding myself a hot mafia guy in New York and making him kidnapp me,

and that's exactly what I did."

Malia is a crazy, smart ass, optimistic nineteen year old. She finally moves to America to pursue her medical student dreams. She has a decent job, but it's not enough to pay for her student loans and rent, so she does what any other human being would do- borrows money from one of the biggest mafia families in New York. 

When she's unable to pay off her debt, she finds herself in a situation that fourteen year old Malia would've killed to be in: she's on the Italian Mafia's radar. 

The D'Angelo family is dangerous, filthy rich and of course, Italian. 
Luca D'Angelo is a smug, cocky, arrogant, sexy mob boss- so basically Malia's dream guy.

When she gets kidnapped by Luca in order to pay back her debt, it's a sick, twisted, steamy dream come true for Malia Nelson.

It's every clichè, comical, cringy situation that's ever happened in any mafia book, all crammed into this pile of shit. How bad can it be?

Includes: DADDY KINK
BDSM
A HOT PIECE OF LASAGNA 
BOYXBOY EVEN THO THEY ACT LIKE THEY AINT GAY BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS LIES
TEACHERXSTUDENT
TEACHERXCOWORKER
TEACHERXCLASSPET
THE TEACHER IS FUCKING EVERYONE
A BOOK FILLED WITH YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SEXIEST FANTASIES

Disclaimer: This is a parody of every Mafia book written on wattpad. Enjoy!
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His Wicked Love

30 parts Ongoing Mature

Salvation lies within the recesses of her heart. Can he claim it as his own? ●▬▬▬▬๑๑▬▬▬▬● ╰┈⫸ 𝑺 𝒀 𝑵 𝑶 𝑷 𝑺 𝑰 𝑺: 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢'𝐬 life takes a harrowing turn on her best friend's wedding day when an anonymous man crashes the celebration, determined to ruin the joyous event & ultimately, commit a heinous act━ murdering her closest friend. Since then, Tessa knew she despised that man forever. However, perhaps the hatred didn't burn as much fiercely as the unwavering want he felt for her from the moment he first laid his eyes on her. 𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐝𝐞 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚, the entitled scion of the powerful de Luca mafia family, is accustomed to bending the world to his will. And now, he desired Quintessa. Despite his unforgivable act that left her resentful, Rafael believes there's always a room for redemption. He's wrong. Because Quintessa is already engaged to someone else. Rafael, however, also believes he's never wrong. This time, can Quintessa save herself from him and his wicked love? 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐈𝐈 | 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ╰┈⫸ 𝑻 𝑹 𝑶 𝑷 𝑬 𝑺: • ENEMIES TO LOVERS • FORCED MARRIAGE • GRUMPY FMC X SCARY SUNSHINE MMC • OBSESSED MMC • FORBIDDEN ROMANCE • FORCED PROXIMITY

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