Life Of An Idiot
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Last published Sat, Feb 15, 2020
Ricky is a pretty average kid. He's not the kind that gets into trouble. He's not the kind of kid that wimps out. But, he isn't straightforward, either.
He's stupid, really. Cute, yes. Cute curly black hair, yes. Dreamy blue eyes, yes. Six-pack, no. Cool, yes. Popular, yes. Has his dream girl, no.
Yup, he's never ever got the guts to ask out his best friend, Ashton, who he secretly crushes on.
She's got strawberry blonde hair, gorgeous green eyes, and those amazing kissable lips.
That's how it starts. Him pining for one girl, when he could go out with any other girl in the entire world.
Look into this hilariously epic idiotic life of this cute idiot.
Enjoy!!!!
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