Operation Butterball

Lou Anne Duncan, 32, former pageant model, homecoming queen and divorce' is a part time manager at the local turkey and lunch-meat plant in her small town of Nowhere, Nebraska.

After her divorce, in which her ex-husband Charlie Duncan leaves her financially decimated, Lou Anne loses it all and is forced to move into Feather Acres trailer park, which is ran by her Great-Aunt Jerry, an eccentric widow who dresses in her late husband's Vietnam era uniforms. She smokes cigars and polishes her pink flamingos and can be seen yelling at her poodles and conversing with ghosts.

Lou Anne and Jerry are quickly caught up in a tale of international espionage when Lou Anne discovers a plot at the turkey plant to be carried out by Russian and Chinese sleeper agents to poison all the turkeys on Thanksgiving. If their plan is not thwarted, 85 percent of America is at risk of dying amidst their own hypocrisy and gluttony in a painful and agonizing organ-dissolving death. Only vegetarians and pescatarians will survive.

Will they defeat evil and save their great country in time for dinner on Thanksgiving? Or will Operation Butterball destroy America like Uncle Chuck destroys all the stuffing and gravy before passing out on the couch watching football every single Turkey Day?
Will the two poodles and the Shitzu ever stop shitting on Mrs. Bentley's lawn?

Unloosen your belt and pass the stuffing.