Call Him Slim Shady | Eminem
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  • Reads 36,175
  • Votes 893
  • Parts 18
  • Time 1h 47m
Complete, First published Oct 23, 2019
Mature
In 2000 Eminem is arguably at the height of his career, kicking off the Anger Management tour, the name inspired by his classes taken in anger management after his legal issues. 

On the trip to Montreal, after claiming to never want to date a woman again, he finds himself in another relationship with an interesting woman. 

Tomie is a weird case of a woman. Upon graduating high school she went straight to med school, got her degree, and decided to open a counseling practice in Montreal. She's got a simplistic look at life, a nihilistic perspective. 

When they meet by a freak accident, he's instantly taken aback by her careless attitude, finding himself becoming obsessed with figuring out and undressing her (metaphorically and physically) 


Things get messy, hot, confusing, and tense as they try to figure each other out...

Warnings for: 
Foul language, sexual content, use of drugs and alcohol

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