Katie x llama

Katie x llama

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Parts 3

Complete Wed, Oct 30, 2019<5 mins

dontread fanfic idk lol

We are delusional Also don't read this. Me and a couple of my friends wrote this as a joke in yr8 (8th grade) during our art class but I'm not deleting it cause I'm not bothered.

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