vomit

at 5:30pm, I was riding up a hill in the country. i got to the top, so i looked down there, and i saw a HUGE BLOB MONSTER! So i started screaming like a dumb old lady! i ran down the hill with my bike like KA-RAY-ZEE!! i wasn't thinking. so i randomly slipped off the hill, and landed in a damp pond. i felt like barfing on myself, so i did! i was covered in dirty slime....!! so it started getting darker, and breezy. so i felt cold as my looong blonde hair flew over my face. this place felt like a tornado!! so i tried to get outta the pond, forgetting my bike.
it looked like midnight around 2am...later that night, i lost my home. i felt my pockets for my Samsung Galaxy s5, but it wasn't there! so i bawled loudly!! i hated myself so much!
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around 4am, i heard laughing..it sounded like a puppy's laughter. so i turned around, TERRIFIED! i saw a boy laughing at me, with his iPhone camera flashing at me! i felt blind!!!! i wanted to punch him. BAM! i woke up.