"I broke the fourth wall to tell y'all this..." Rose begins, directing every single word at you.
"I'm fat, I drool and snort when I laugh. Oh and have literally no life." Rose takes a few breaths before she proceeds with the next line. She is very unfit.
"If you don't read this book then you are saying that a fat person's story is not as valid as a thin, funny other Wattpad girl's story." Rose smiles, proud of her guilting method but soon looks at the time and realises she has only a few seconds until the fourth wall is rebuilt.
"YOU HEARD ME, READ OR BE ACCUSED OF DISCRIMINATION."
Rose pants and waddles off into the distance back to her fictional world.
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.