Boys are Stupid. (Harry Styles)

Hi, my name's Lux Trotski. I live in Long Island, New York. I have three annoying brothers, one popular and pretty sister that thinks she's better than everyone else, a lovingly weird dad, and two dogs. As you can see there is no mom in the text, just like how she hasn't been here my whole life. She abandoned us for our good looking Puerto Rican gardener and I haven't seen her since. I'm 16 and go to Bradshire's Public High School. And yes, Bradshire sounds the same way it's spelled. I get straight A's and am a neat freak. Freak stands out in that sentence doesn't it, I am the freak in school, the no one, the loser, misfit, the leader of all nerds, the teacher's pet, and the worst of them all, the sister of the pretty one. It may seem like I've got it bad ,but nope. The worst part of this crap is that I am now known as the Nerdy Slut. And no, it is not true ,well the nerdy part is ,but I am far from a slut. I bet you want to know how I got that delightful nickname. Well I'll tell you. And it all begins with a jockstrap...

(Harry Styles Fan fiction.)