"I wasn't that drunk..." jokes

"I wasn't that drunk..." jokes

chancegiveusachance

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Last published Sat, Sep 1, 2012

A collection of my favorite "I wasn't that drunk" jokes. I also posted this on fanpop.com incase you read it there FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME MORE JOKES!!! Xx

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