One Poop Man (*Big Brain not included)
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Half-Asian Pee Pee Poo Poo is a double agent for the CIA, NASA, FBI, and PMS. Follow him and his fellow comrades on an exciting adventure/investigation/reverse-isekai or something. Also enjoy the brilliant and well thought out cinematic universe with diverse characters. If you don't like them then you are xenomorphi-trans-homo-phobic and a poopy head.
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