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hi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient  valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting
    
my crew is not that strong but we do good in what we do "running the fuck away"
life for us is good, the food... bread and more bread, which I hate the taste of and all that carbs go straight to my ass, which mind you doesn't help when their clapping alerts hundreds of skin spidersAll Rights Reserved

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