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I Told a Joke

GrellSutcliff481

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GrellSutcliff481

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Is he really that bad? The Joker. Is he really such a bad guy? He just wants to laugh! And yes, a few people have got caught in the crossfire, but is that really his fault? . . . Dammit of COURSE it is! What the hell is wrong with me?!
          No. No, Joker's not the one, who's messed up. . . I am. 




(This is a story, where the Joker is real, however Harley Quinn is just a fictional fan made comic character, and the Joker hates it. But what will happen, when he meets someone, dressed up like her?)

[WARNING!!! This story will contain harsh language, (cussing and insults and all like that) extreme violence, and gore, self harm, bullying, and possibly light sexual content. . . POSSIBLY. idk I've had this story in my head for a while, and I've never really pictured anyone boning in it lol. But if there IS anything it would probably be some making out, and maybe light touching. But I kinda doubt it, I just thought I'd warn ya just in case, that changes, but really the most that you ACTUALLY have to worry about is the harsh language, extreme violence, and gore, self harm, and bullying. Anyway. You have been warned. But. Enjoy! :D]All Rights Reserved

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Mayhem (Hades Gate MC #1)

• Levi • I've wished for death too many times to count when I was a child. Too bad only my soul died, not my body. Now that i'm older, I refuse to give up.I want answers. Answers that my family can give me. A family that doesn't even know I exist. What the hell am I getting myself into? • Mayhem • I was born into this life. The club life. Violence, drugs, murder, woman, the brotherhood. It was always part of my life, minus the woman. I stay away from woman. I don't trust them, I hate them. I don't want them around me. But the little sister of my President apparently is an exception, since she won't get out of my fucking head. I'm obsessed. I hate her. I want her more than I hate her. I will get her, she will be mine. This story contains violence, mature language, sexual content and dark themes I don't own any of the pictures used in this story; all right go to their rightful owners