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I Told a Joke

GrellSutcliff481

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GrellSutcliff481

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Is he really that bad? The Joker. Is he really such a bad guy? He just wants to laugh! And yes, a few people have got caught in the crossfire, but is that really his fault? . . . Dammit of COURSE it is! What the hell is wrong with me?!
          No. No, Joker's not the one, who's messed up. . . I am. 




(This is a story, where the Joker is real, however Harley Quinn is just a fictional fan made comic character, and the Joker hates it. But what will happen, when he meets someone, dressed up like her?)

[WARNING!!! This story will contain harsh language, (cussing and insults and all like that) extreme violence, and gore, self harm, bullying, and possibly light sexual content. . . POSSIBLY. idk I've had this story in my head for a while, and I've never really pictured anyone boning in it lol. But if there IS anything it would probably be some making out, and maybe light touching. But I kinda doubt it, I just thought I'd warn ya just in case, that changes, but really the most that you ACTUALLY have to worry about is the harsh language, extreme violence, and gore, self harm, and bullying. Anyway. You have been warned. But. Enjoy! :D]All Rights Reserved

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In Too Deep

" hey ". I look up to see a tall guy, around my age. Dark brown hair, brown eyes. Wearing a jean jacket, jeans and a gray top with black running shoes. " hey " I say. " you seem lonely can a sit? " he smirks. " sure " I smile. The guy sits down across from me. " I'm Grayson " he smiles " Emily, nice to meet you Grayson " I smile. This was the day my whole life changed. •••• Emily Watson is your normal everyday trying to be a good girl, follows ever rule, always gets straight A's, but knows how to be funny and serious at the same time. Grayson Dean is your normal everyday trying to be a bad boy, doesn't follow many rules, smokes, doesn't like school at all, parties, but still can be sweet and cocky at the same time. These two complete opposite, yet have a common understanding. What will happened when they start fake dating?? •••• " Grayson? What are you doing here? how did you even get in here? " I asked as I clenched the towel around my body. Grayson got up from my bed. " you know we should just break that deal we made " he said as he backed me into my door. •••• If you like this book please vote and continue to read! It will make me very happy! Fully Uploaded!!!