I Told a Joke
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Is he really that bad? The Joker. Is he really such a bad guy? He just wants to laugh! And yes, a few people have got caught in the crossfire, but is that really his fault? . . . Dammit of COURSE it is! What the hell is wrong with me?!
No. No, Joker's not the one, who's messed up. . . I am.
(This is a story, where the Joker is real, however Harley Quinn is just a fictional fan made comic character, and the Joker hates it. But what will happen, when he meets someone, dressed up like her?)
[WARNING!!! This story will contain harsh language, (cussing and insults and all like that) extreme violence, and gore, self harm, bullying, and possibly light sexual content. . . POSSIBLY. idk I've had this story in my head for a while, and I've never really pictured anyone boning in it lol. But if there IS anything it would probably be some making out, and maybe light touching. But I kinda doubt it, I just thought I'd warn ya just in case, that changes, but really the most that you ACTUALLY have to worry about is the harsh language, extreme violence, and gore, self harm, and bullying. Anyway. You have been warned. But. Enjoy! :D]
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