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The Excellent Debut Book From Two of the Funniest People on the Internet!

If you like tongue in cheek and ironic British humour, then this book has it in spades...

Kev and Steve met on their first day at university in 2009. The conversation went something like this:

Steve: “Hi, I’m Richard.”

Kev: “I already know a Richard, I’m going to call you Steve.”

Steve: “OK”

Within a year, they’d started the Best Thing From Podcast because a man named Allen claimed to have the best potatoes in Lincolnshire (he didn’t).

In Best Thing From - Volume 1, Kev and Steve irreverently tackle topics ranging from Crisps to Doctor Who and passing through Twitter, Football, Banking and lots more on the way.

We'll be releasing a chapter every Wednesday and Sunday here on Wattpad. If you can't wait to get your hands on the next chapter, the whole book is available to download for free on Amazon, where you can also find the next two books in the series.All Rights Reserved

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