Shrek Bible || s.b

Shrek Bible || s.b

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Last published Tue, Nov 19, 2019

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This, Ladies and Gentlemen, Is the official Shrek Bible. As the great lOrd has once said before: "That'll Do Donkey, That'll dO"

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