Random Shit For Your Everyday Life

Okay so one day I was like...

"I'm bored"

So I thought..why not make a book full of random...

1.) Facts
2.) Words
3.) Quotes
4.) Ect.

Yes this probably stupid but I mean why not right?

If you find this book...

1.) Random
2.) Weird
3.) Possibly Funny
4.) Stupid
5.) Worthless

Those are normal side effects.

If you have/feel...

1.) Nauseous
2.) Dizzy
3.) Light Headed
4.) The Urge To Eat A Pickle
5.) Red Bumps
6.) Itchy
7.) Crap

Then you might want to go see your doctor.

If you don't like this book then don't read it. I'm just a teenage girl writing a random book for peoples entertainment. Okay I'm leaving- now byee!
-kaela