Random Shit For Your Everyday Life
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Okay so one day I was like...
"I'm bored"
So I thought..why not make a book full of random...
1.) Facts
2.) Words
3.) Quotes
4.) Ect.
Yes this probably stupid but I mean why not right?
If you find this book...
1.) Random
2.) Weird
3.) Possibly Funny
4.) Stupid
5.) Worthless
Those are normal side effects.
If you have/feel...
1.) Nauseous
2.) Dizzy
3.) Light Headed
4.) The Urge To Eat A Pickle
5.) Red Bumps
6.) Itchy
7.) Crap
Then you might want to go see your doctor.
If you don't like this book then don't read it. I'm just a teenage girl writing a random book for peoples entertainment. Okay I'm leaving- now byee!
-kaela
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