Story of Your Life? How About the Story of Mine

Beck just wanted to go on a peaceful vacation with her best friend Maggie. What she got instead was a "vacation" to London that included breaking and entering some random guys condo that Maggie claimed to be Harry Styles and breaking some sort of glass trophy.
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I look around to where I had seen him last, but he was gone.

At least I wasn't getting caught tonight.

However, a very british voice rings out startling me.

"Why is my award broken?"

Well fuck.