Burnt Butterflies and Mustache Rides
9 parts Complete It's December, 1975. A rash of ritualistic murders, coined "The Porn-Star Murders," has crippled the adult-film industry in Los Angeles. Young women in the business are being murdered in a sadistic manner. But the murders have nothing to do with sex. Instead, there is a more heinous, supernatural motive at work.
Despite his incompetence, LAPD Detective Thomas MacDonald is placed in charge of the investigation. Along with his four-foot three, alcoholic partner, Padraig O'Conner, the duo is unable to come up with any possible suspect, and quickly become the laughing stock of both the press and his precinct.
Lonny Long-Schlong is an ex-adult film star who has decided to try his hand at the private-eye business. With his world-famous mustache, tuning fork and "Wamma-Jamma" in hand, the ex porn-star is named as a special consultant to the "The Porn-Star Murders," and new partner to Detective MacDonald.
Regardless of sharing a deep love for Anne Murray, MacDonald becomes suspicious that his new partner is hiding something. The man knows details about the investigation that only the killer can know. But Lonny isn't the only man hiding secrets.
Through a series of mishaps, untold truths and help from a wide cast of peculiar characters, the unlikely pair undercover a deep rooted conspiracy of murder, secrecy and the unreal, which all lead to a Christmas Eve confrontation that leaves Santa crapping in his pants and the fate of the world in mayhem.