Sanity has left the chat.
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, Nov 2, 2019
[BDE sent you a friend request!]
[You've accepted a friend request from BDE]
BDE: Ur mom gay, lol.
Sanity: Who are you?
BDE: Ur new daddy.
[BDE is now blocked.]
literally just a self indulgent, yet low effort chat fic for my chaotic Sanders sides Oc's.
[Honestly, mostly shit posting with little plot.]
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