Joke Book!
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Do love hear jokes? Do love being happy? Do love sharing jokes with other people or aliens from another Galaxy? If said YES then this is the book? The stories for you! If you said NO then I'll say "WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE, DON"T YOU KNOW I HUMAN TO!"
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