My Fairly OddParents Rant
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Since I saw the new season episodes and swore to myself NEVER AGAIN, I decided to write ANOTHER book talking of both the GOOD old episodes and the *clears throat* NEW episodes that make me want to barf.
Be sure to have snacks and a drink because this will be interesting...
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