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HETALIA HEAD-CANONS & ONE-SHOTS GALORE

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The personified countries of the circular world have a lot of history, so it shouldn't be a surprise that the Italy brothers are good at opera. It also shouldn't give you a heart attack if Germany has a lot in common with Prussia, or that Liechtenstein was most likely a thief when in poverty, and even Hong Kong blessing married couples at McDonalds with apple pie wedding cakes. All the funny, sad, and just plain stupid head-canon/possible canon/poop that pops in my brain one-shots can be found here! And remember...DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS--

IMPORTANT STUFF & WARNING: May cause your brain to dumb down due to illogical or just plain silly stories here. I am open (in other words please give me ideas...HONHONHON) to requests and will do most any ship be it fluff or angst. I also am looking to credit sources for head=canons because I usually just get 'em off Tumblr or picture posts, and I apologize in advance.
Enjoy your favorite countries doing what they do best; THEY DRAW CIRCLES AND STRIP!All Rights Reserved

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