Vodka or Tacos?

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Parts 20
Time 1h 21m

Reads 2,747
Votes 97
Parts 20
Time 1h 21m

Dexter has just arrived in the US to visit his new co-workers, The Creatures. Feelings are discovered and lines are crossed! What havoc could ensue in a few short weeks? It all starts with a decision between vodka or tacos!All Rights Reserved

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