The Most Dysfunctional Family in History

Taking Jinchurikis, killing masked people, and slightly domestic life, well shoot this weird. Yup, a domestic Akatsuki family story, join this weird dysfunctional mess on their daily lives and enjoy the minor additions to the group! Aka would've happened if I had control of Naruto, warning there will be slight puppet favoritism, sakura bashing, and village bashing, because the last two are cruel to good characters, don't like it beat it! Also yes I know some of the things in here can't actually happen, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut it's my book. Buh bye!