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Patetive - A viúva e o falecido

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Um pato detetive? Não, claro que não, essa é a história de João Souza, um "patetive" que precisa trabalhar na sua folga para exorcizar a casa de um casal bastante peculiar. Mais do que um detetive ou que um padre(daí o "patetive"), João Souza é um idiota que vai te tirar boas risadas, enquanto a viúva Eldora irá tirar a paciência do nosso querido patetive. Será que ele vai conseguir resolver esse caso/exorcismo sem precisar chamar Whoopi Goldberg?All Rights Reserved

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A viúva e o falecido
Mon, Nov 4, 2019

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