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How I Met Your Father

ItsAlwaysBeenJustMe

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ItsAlwaysBeenJustMe

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"Alrighty, kiddos! Settle down!" The warm tone of the older man from London's accent rang through the air as childrens giggles and chirps died down. The six children all squished together on the couch, the smallest of them all sat on the man's lap.

"Okay, c'mon Dad!! You promised to tell us!" The oldest of them all squealed in delight as he sat on the edge of his seat. Anticipating for the story of his life. 

A small chuckle left the older man, his iconic smile covering his lips as he sat there. Gray hairs coating the top of his head, still in a small afro as he's had it for a while. He sighed slowly as he leaned back in his chair.  His eyes and nose scrunching and crinkling with his smile.

"Alrighty, settle in," the accent was clear on his voice, "The story of how I met your father-" The older man was interrupted when a woman entered the room.

"Deacy, I know you're not telling this story to children." The lady was a posh Londoner., her accent not as thick.

"C'mon! Veronica, I'll leave the... Not so child-friendly bits out!" John Deacon's laugh softly entering the air, the younger of the children making noises of disgust knowing what that meant in the back of their head.

"We don't wanna hear how you and daddy kissed!!" The only girl of the bunch groaned and fake gagged a few times. Deacy only rolled his eyes and Veronica only huffed, walking over and tapping her on the nose.

"You come running and auntie Veronica will hold you and then beat daddy, alright?" She said with a smile and the small girl nodded with a smile. Veronica turned on her heel giving John a knowing look as she walked off.

"As I was saying.." Deacy laughed.

"This is the story of how I met your father.."All Rights Reserved

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𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝑶𝒇𝒇 by BabyBlueSunflowers

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Omnipotence by cryptic_unicorn

"Oh bite me, you sociopath." She seethed. "Do you honestly think you are all that and a bag of chips!?" She leaned on her left leg and placed her hand on her hip. In this dim lighting her dark eyes seem even darker, almost black. I cannot see much but her silhouette stands out, I do not understand why is it that I notice this. "Do you not think that you are being absurd?" As the words left my mouth I knew it was a mistake. I heard her huff and stand straight, she stepped closer. I can see her better now, low light highlighted her plump lips, her noticeable jaw and cheek bone. Her long lashes that drew the attention to her big brown eye. For a moment she did not speak but sighed, as if she had given up. "There is no cure for a fool." And with that she left the room, leaving me completely awestruck. I understood nothing of the encounter we had just had nor did I care, all I wanted was more. I needed more of Ms Veronica Ives. _-_-_-_ Born in a family of wealth, Lylith Winters. Leaves home after hearing the truth of her mother's death, she changes everything about herself. With the help of her best friend Riley Bowman, she develops her new identity. It is unfortunate that both her past and present lives have now met, Veronica must now choose. Will she go back to how life was or will she move forward with who she is now.

Smile for me, John Deacon by lensqu

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His Saving Grace | Book 6 by dontworryboutit123

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Costantino by _dreams_xox

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𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝑶𝒇𝒇

"Kill him! Kill him!" The crowd cheers. Today's match was fight until they back down, but if they don't, you kill them. If- I mean when- I win, I will get 5 million dollars. These fights give me cash loads just so I can kick ass and attract a crowd. I snap his neck and feel his body become limp above me. The crowd cheers louder once I push the lifeless body off of me. I stand up and regain my posture as the referee allows himself in the ring. The referee comes and grabs my hand. "We have a winner!" He shouts to the crowd with my hand in the air. Clapping passes through the crowd but I just nod to them. We land ourselves in an empty alleyway to catch our breaths. "They're crazy." I pant and my brother agrees. "I can't believe they're so eager for a photo." I let out a breathless laugh but that ends when I see a black suburban stop right next to the alleyway. Men in suits come out with pistols in they're arms. "Silas." They say my brothers name. My throat gets dry as one's eye lands on me. "You're his famous sister, si?" He holds out his hand but I just eye it disgusted. He doesn't take no for an answer so he roughly places his hand in mine, giving it a firm shake. "Leave her alone man." Silas, my brother pleads. The man releases my hand with a chuckle. "We'll be out of your hair, we just need the money." My brother looks at me with the color draining out of his face. He looks worried but I am as confused as a fucking squirrel. Everything changes after this. Everything will affect her and everyone's life. Everything is different, but everyone must keep their hands off her. *** I only write for FUN! I don't take this seriously but I do it as a hobby! This book may contain mature scenes! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! PRESS THE STAR AND FOLLOW ME!