(South Park Guys X Male!reader) "When you're a zombie, you have to be careful, you can't bite or scratch anyone, you can't kiss or have sex, and you can't reveal to anyone that you're a Zombie, got it?" [Y/n] [L/n] is 15 and has been in South Park Colorado for almost three months, hiding in their parent's house to keep away from the world he feared would despise him. Once school comes around and this pale shut-in finally comes outside, maybe some of the teens could try and thaw his frozen heart.