The Chronicles of Dove and Kennith
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This is basically a shitposty story made about a discord group chat that gets bored often and is very vulgar, I love my group chat, so i thought why not make this as a gift. MAJOR WARNING: THIS WILL HAVE T O N S OF COURSE LANGUAGE, SEX JOKES, AND MINOR SMUTTY CONTENT.
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In the lush forests of a mystical land known as Rluria, there's a quaint little cottage that is apparent on the edge of a beautifully manicured cliff, right by Chandler Waterfall, two dysfunctional figures live in constant bickering and discord. Their temporary peace is changed when a harsh storm of Lego's rains down from the heavens, only such witchery can be caused by a singular villian, but who may that be you ask? What are their plans? And why does she have a strange admiration to one of the housemates? And who are those British cunts with the really nice hair? All of these questions and more will be answered in this shocking comedic shitpost, written by Kennith Kolachi and illustrated by Dove Key (but she was lazy so there's no illustrations, thank you)
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