Sasuke offers Naruto a deal. If Uzumaki gives up on eating ramen, Uchiha will come back to the village. And of course Naruto agrees, because why wouldn't he? - It's not like he knew what mess will that begin. Even when he would be in the center of it, being the main reason for everything. I can't promise that this fanfiction will make sense in a realistic way, but hopefully it'll amuse you with its madness Enjoy~All Rights Reserved