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The Book of Insults, Poor Pickup Lines, and Flirts (Completed)

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Reads 19,075
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Just a bunch of insults compiled into a book.... typical.All Rights Reserved

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❗️This book is not complete and has been abandoned but by all means read it and tell me if you'd like to continue it yourself at all ❗️ Sam and Dean get a call from Garth about a town called Amity Park having major ghost activity. They don't really know what to do with that information since he didnt really explain the situation so they decided to check it out either way. of course once they get there Garth instructed them to wear sunglasses and white suits. Seriously what the Hell did they get themselves into? ❗️This book is not complete and has been abandoned but by all means read it and tell me if you'd like to continue it yourself at all ❗️