Febreeze Wars

There's always that really cute boy that you've never really met, but you know him like the back of your hand. The fact that his right dimple is deeper than his left. Maybe his eyes are so confusing because you can't really tell if they're hazel, green or blue. Or maybe they're brown but they've never looked directly at you. Maybe this boy is the barista at your favorite coffee shop. Or maybe he's the shy guy at the back of your chemistry class. Or maybe he's neither, and maybe he doesn't speak English.

Maybe his hair never changes in the last four years you've known him. Maybe you've wondered for the last four years if you should sign him up for English classes. Maybe you decide to communicate with him in a different way. Maybe Love letters, maybe sign language, maybe you try learning Spanish.

I tried something else. I never expected it to work, much less actually bring me that much closer to him. But somehow it did, and instead of doing what any normal person would do like maybe one of the above, I go for something else-

Febreeze Wars.

Because the colored bottles filled with poisonous scents have never been so well understood.

*Note, Febreze™ is trademarked; Febreeze is the same but my creation. *