Earth got used up. *They* got used up. So the nations of the world had to flee into the black...but they'll only ever be half alive now. America forgot how to smile at the academy...but maybe a day out planetside is all she needs. Hopefully the people on said planet won't try to burn her down. (A fusion-style crossover with fem!America and Canada from Hetalia in the Firefly universe, cast as Simon and River during the dance and witch scenes of the episode "Safe.") A gift for @elerriina's birthday, and based on her characterizations of the Hetalia characters.