Rated E for Imminent Death
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Twins Emi and Evan are unstoppable. Stealing cars, conquring mages, leading armies into battle, street racing unsuspecting bikers, beating up villains baking with friends and owning noobs is just a taste of what they can do with ease.
Edelina and Ven, are at the bottom of the food chain with only each other and a couple of noobs to back them up they get their lunch money stolen, are conqured by populars, lost in crowds, walking into messes and getting beat up is just a taste of what happens every day.
Emi and Evan and Edelina and Ven are the same people. Normally, they don't have problems keeping their lives apart, but what happens when Emi and Evan become more popular and Edelina and Ven are adopted by different cliques? Add in a handful of gaming nerds, vengeful exes, rich nerds, and two enemies that might just be the same person...this ought to be rated E. E for Immient Death.
"I know It doesn't start with an 'E' Evan! Sound it out! It SOUNDS like an 'E'"
"Why rated 'E' That's stupid,even for you, Emi."
"I TOLD you it's not a PERMEANT title. Just like Kim wasn't a PERMEANT girlfriend"
"Don't bring Kim into this, purple head!"
"Not that again, King Dumbledore of Mars!"
"That was in third grade. Let it go!"
"LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T H- ow!"
"Shh the book is starting!"
"It doesn't have to be quiet to read books! Anybody smart would have stopped reading the description AGES ago. Y'know where the description ENDED! I can't even use ITALICS so I just have to scream to emphesize points."
"Just read the book already!"
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