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We all know those people in our lives, or know those people who know those people in their lives, who thrive on pointless drama. They stir the shit and throw it at the fan like there's no tomorrow, and bask in it. If you don't have any experience with these people, well, try not to take this book too personally.
Lucky for me, I have a lot of these experiences, and am willing to share them with you in hopes that someone will find them funny.
Nothing in this book is made up or embelished to seem more than it was.
I assure you, this is bat shit crazy at its finest.
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"And that night young Harry and (y/n) slept, not knowing they were special, not knowing they were famous, not knowing that at that very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: 'To Harry Potter and (y/n) Black - the Boy and Girl Who Lived!'" (After reading this fanfic again years later, I do think I could have written better and more original- but considering my skill level then, I think it's okay. I hope you enjoy it!) (Also, if you were looking for a romantic book, this isn't it, I'm sorry. Since I was initially planning a whole 7-book series, I wanted the ship to progress as they got older, since 11-year-olds falling in love seemed a bit too early. I hope you still read it though!) You are (y/n) (l/n), or so you think. At your 11th birthday, you get your Hogwarts letter, which you knew you'd get, so it wasn't a surprise to you. But the thing that was a surprise to you was that on the Hogwarts Express, you meet a boy named Harry Potter, who has a scar shaped like a lightning bolt, which you also have, but on your left wrist. You and Harry grow closer and closer as you figure out the mystery of a stone that hides in Hogwarts. But that isn't the only mystery- you are a mystery too. There are some talents inside you, waiting to be seen... Note: I am not one of those lazy writers who update once a month and have horrible spelling and grammar. I'll try to update once a week (at least), so you won't be bored and jump onto other fanfics. Oh and please don't be overwhelmed by the chapters, not all of them are long :) Date started: September 30th, 2020 Date finished: December 30th, 2020 IMPORTANT: AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO BE, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF HARRY POTTER, NOR AM I J.K. ROWLING. I DO NOT OWN MOST OF THE PLOT AND CHARACTERS- JUST SOME OF THEM.
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