Daily Dose of Dipshit.
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Ongoing5m
Last published Wed, Jul 30, 2014
We all know those people in our lives, or know those people who know those people in their lives, who thrive on pointless drama. They stir the shit and throw it at the fan like there's no tomorrow, and bask in it. If you don't have any experience with these people, well, try not to take this book too personally.
Lucky for me, I have a lot of these experiences, and am willing to share them with you in hopes that someone will find them funny.
Nothing in this book is made up or embelished to seem more than it was.
I assure you, this is bat shit crazy at its finest.
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