15 Tips on How To Be A Lady
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A lady giggles softly.
A lady walks with utmost grace.
A lady knows when to keep her opinions to herself.
A lady does not cuss.
A lady... is everything she is not.
And Dani Brown is slowly getting tired of that. What does it take to become a proper "lady" in these modern times? She's about to find out the hard way.
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