Something Else

The newscaster's face was grim as he looked into the camera, reading from a teleprompter unseen to his audience. He breathed deeply, and began to tell the story. "Tragedy struck in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee today when famed researcher Dr. Lynn Walter-Tuttle was attacked and killed by her own longtime research partner Turing the Bear," he read.

He took a deep breath before continuing, "Turing, called Turry for short, was part of a study concerning human and animal cognition. This experiment was wildly controversial, as are most experiments concerning human-animal chimeras. We are joined today by animal expert Matthew Cunningham and human psychologist Dr. Berry Rodrigez, in the hopes of putting together why this happened."